"The hot chick" funny quotation

The Hot Chick is a 2002 movie starring Rob Schneider
as a low-life thief who switches bodies with an arrogant
cheerleader, played by Rachel McAdams. (Wikipedia)

Quote: (Rob Schneider and Anna Faris)
We'd be bestest friends forever.

Boys are cheats and liars.
They're such a big disgrace.
They will tell you anything to get to second...

Baseball, baseball, he thinks he's gonna score.
If you let him go all the way, then you are a...

Hor... ticulture studies flowers.
Geologist studies rocks.
The only thing a guy wants from you
is a place to put his...

Cock... roaches, beetles,
butterflies, and bugs.
Nothing makes him happier than a giant pair of...

Jug... glers and acrobats,
a dancing bear named Chuck.
All guys really want to do is...
forget it, no such luck.